The Internet provided us with a meme, and we rejoiced. Finally, there was someone on the world wide web who understood us (if you know the author of this let me know in the comments so I can give proper credit). We are xennials.
EDIT: the author of this meme has come through (you have to love the Internet!), so I’m embedding his original post from Instagram here. You can learn more about P. H. Davies, an author, on his official website called, well, Xennial.
The generation of people who were old enough to enjoy Nirvana but too young to go to a concert before Kurt Cobain put an end to his life (yes, for a lot of us, it was tragic).
The kids who not only remember flip phones but who used them, proudly, because we were that high-tech.
The young adults who had lousy-looking, poorly-curated blogs and profiles on social media outlets before blogs and social media were a thing.
As xennials, we sound a lot like that Ironic song by Alanis Morissette, don’t we?
1. We Travel With Two Maps
Yeah, we don’t mind a little YOLO but we don’t go bat shit crazy if our phone dies in the middle of the street in an unknown city (although we are no strangers to the fabulous power banks). No, we don’t go and ask around for directions immediately (gasp!). We pull out the map we got at the tourist office in the city center (obviously).
Why? Because we remember a time when technology would easily let us down and we could quickly go back to the “old” days of the analog (which had been like 5 years before or something).
2. We Like Tours But We’re Picky AF
Yes, most of the times organized tours are for lazy tourists or seniors or kids on a field trip. However, we don’t mind going on one.
But we’re picky. We go online to read the reviews, we ask fellow bloggers to spill the beans, and we talk to friends who have been on the same tour to know what it was like. Oh yeah, we cross-check the details.
If you’re using a search engine keyword mentality to design your exclusive, authentic, independent tour, we are reading you like an open book.
3. We Look Silly on Instagram 67% of the Times (and We Don’t Care, I Think)
First off, kudos to all the people curating their IG feeds. You are artists (honestly). I love looking at them and I confess I’m a bit jealous at times (as a travel blogger, IG-envy is a thing).
I tried that once. The curating thing. Then I decided it wasn’t for me. I still go crazy if I don’t have 100 likes per photo, but then I have the “meh” epiphany (if you know someone like this, he or she is not being pedantic or a hipster. He or she is probably a xennial.)
Maybe it has something to do with all those failed photos we have of our vacation as kids? You know, when there were no digital cameras? I still cherish those photos. So they weren’t perfect, so what?
(We also don’t Snapchat. Especially not since Instagram Stories. We are simply not natural born Snapchatters. We went from being lomographers to being Instagrammers. Some of us still do both. Adding filters to a photo is not new territory for us but adding stickers is almost unholy)
4. We’re Early Adopters of Technology (But We Don’t Depend on it)
Things evolve damn fast and xennials know that better than anyone else. Why? Because we’ve seen it happen, literally. We still have those moments when we reminisce about how connecting to the Internet took forever and when you were about to get through, someone called the landline. It was sooooo frustrating. (We reminisce, but we don’t go all “back in my day” on you. We appreciate the technological evolution)
(Whenever my son complains the Internet is slow, I laugh. Oh my dear boy, let me tell you the story of a time when the Internet was always slow. It was the Golden Age of MTV when the only non-musical show was Beavis & Butthead…)
If I could count how many travel apps I’ve downloaded in the past five years… to later decide they were all a disappointment because I couldn’t use them offline on location. I enjoy a little roaming now and then but, come on, let’s not go crazy! Starting June 15th, the EU will have no roaming fees forever and ever. You have no idea how excited we are over this. No idea. I haven’t shut up about it since I heard the first rumor in 2015.
5. Don’t Try to Fool Us with Travel Trends, We See Right Through You
Just because it looks cool as a trending hashtag it doesn’t mean is the greatest thing to ever happen to mankind. Chill. We grew up with television advertising, we know a clickbait when we see one. (Then again, we also believed the dog/dragon on the Neverending Story movie was a pretty neat special effect and were shit scared of Poltergeist)
Every time the UNWTO declares the “year of”, I can almost hear all the folks in the travel industry shuffling around to change slogans and marketing materials.
My biggest pet peeve as a xennial traveler – OMG it feels so amazing to say “xennial traveler”! If someone is making an effing t-shirt with this can I have one?
Ahem, sorry, my biggest pet peeve is when tour companies think they have us figured out. They either go fully vintage on us (and folks we like a good trip down memory lane, but don’t overdo it. Don’t give me the full 1990s experience or something, where the employees’ uniforms are overalls with the straps down) or they treat us like either Gen X’ers or Millennials and we’re the only ones not getting the message.
You. Have. To. Wow. Us. Literally, sweep us off our feet. Find out why we’re crazy about shows like Friends, The Big Bang Theory and Stranger Things (or most of Netflix, actually). Don’t give us the “ultimate hidden gems”, the “places only locals go to” (for real?), the “off the beaten track” (aka that place that has only 10 tourists instead of 100 but it’s still a tourist attraction), the “authentic immersive cultural experiences” (where all the activities are staged), the “bucket list of things to do before you die” (why the hell is everything so fatal in travel these days?)
We don’t need the big marketing clichés to be convinced. We need you to see us.